Anywho, we end up with this lovely tree. And the best thing about it is that it's straight up and down and fits perfectly in the impossible hole created for it - a span of 3 feet between a chair and a BIG ASS TV.
Awwww....look at us - we're so festive.
Yep - I can fit my whole head in a "gap" without hitting a branch!! Ahhhh....Christmas.